izinto mna hate malunga ne-China - Changer Lee

Akunyanzelekanga ukuba hate lokutya ngokwayo

Ndibathanda isikorean ukutyaKunjalo, ngezixhobo ezahlukeneyo nemigaqo yokusebenzisa imichiza ingaba conditioned yi-inkcubeko. Korea kakhulu nonnational, ngoko ke yonke restaurants ingaba skewed ngakulo ukufezekisa incasa iimfuno umndilili isikorean. Okanye mhlawumbi ke Koreans lacking imagination. Summers ingaba humid kwaye zinokuphathwa. Kuvakala ngathi a sauna lonke ixesha. Ndiya kuphuma inyama kwaye ucocekile ukususela shawari, kwaye emva kwemizuzu engama-rivers iitshati phantsi wam shirt. Kubalulekile nyulu esihogweni ngaphandle xa heatwaves kuza.

Kunyaka ophelileyo i-heatwave kwaba ngoko ke massive ukuba intlanzi eqale ukuba kufela amanzi intlanzi iifama kwi-mpuma Korea.

Mna nje ngesiqhelo fihla phantsi zezulu-conditioners njengoko akunakwenzeka ukuba uhlale ngaphandle kuba kukudala amathuba ixesha.

Enye uninzi annoying zinto zenza cicadas.

Ezi abancinane bastards ingaba ehleli kwaye screaming ukusuka wonke umthi ukususela ebutsheni juni ukuya emva kwexesha kweyomsintsi. Excruciatingly disturbing lwezempilo pollution.

Winters ingaba yingqele kwaye windy.

Iqala kweyenkanga, nemimoya ingaba oko, banako ukufikelela ukuya kwi-m h. Ngabo nje crawling phantsi iingubo zakho stealing yokugqibela bomgama ka-warmth kwaye uqina umphefumlo wakho. Mna cinga ngokwam umntu ingxelo epheleleyo elinolwazi proficiency ngesingesi, ngaphezu koko, ukufunda isingesi njengokuba ulwimi lwesibini ngokwam, wandinika ulwazi methodologies ukuba ingaba isebenza kwaye ingekuko xa esenza oko iza studying langaphandle ulwimi. Ndiyaqonda ukuba le yeyona ndlela yokusebenza ukuze babe inyukele kunye njengokuba kubhaliwe ingu icoca ngaphandle ezininzi professionally incompetent abantu. Abafundi ukuqala studying isixhosa iqala kwi iindlela zomzobo esikolweni nto jikelele ubudala, kodwa xa sukuba graduate high school, kwaye ngenisa iyunivesithi, banako khange athethe ngawo onke. Into ngokoyikekayo okungalunganga indlela baya kufundisa. Ndifumanise ukuba abaninzi nje kwaye abaninzi iindlela ukuphucula ukufundisa methodology. Ukufundisa isingesi kwi-e-Asia ngu iselwa kwixesha elizayo-ubungqina bokuba umsebenzi ubuncinane kuba ezimbalwa decades. Xa ndandiqala bafika kwi-south Korea, mna ke shocked. Ndandingasakwazi bakholelwa ukuba abantu ukuba baphile kwelinye ilizwe unako k ubonakala ngathi ngathi abantu ukusuka komnye iplanethi. Yokuba sonke kuphila kwi-ncinci kakhulu Emhlabeni? ugcina kum surprised ngenxa Koreans ingaba ngathi aliens kuba nam. I-funniest nto, kunjalo, ukuba mna baqonde okokuba ndinguye i-alien kuba nabo ngokunjalo. Ndinguye kwelinye inqanaba okungekuko kuba kubo ekubeni a isikorean umzimba kodwa ezahlukeneyo zokusebenza indlela. Ndicinga ukuba zonke Koreans kufuneka kanye ngendlela ubomi ndwendwela Demilitarized Eselunxwemeni (DMZ) phakathi Komzantsi kwaye monaco ngenxa yokuba le yindlela imida jonga ngathi.

Isikorean ngabantu indlela kakhulu komhlaba.

Abanawo umqondo kwi-ecela personal imibuzo ukuze Entshona kwaye Eliphakathi-Empuma ihlabathi ingaba iqwalaselwe rude. Kukho abanye abantu abathi nje ufuna ukufumana phantsi yakho imigca enqamlezeneyo, kwaye loo nto zombini ngenxa kwaye prerequisite ngomnye umgangatho. Koreans ingaba Isikorean abantu kuba kwezabo merits ka-impumelelo, kwaye baya constantly zama ne nabo kwaye thelekisa kwabo kunye ngamnye enye. Baya zama ukuba babonise ezinye iimpawu zangaphandle into yokuba iqinisekise ngokwabo ukuba bakholelwe ngu umfanekiso a ngempumelelo umntu. Baya ukuchitha kakhulu imali kwi neempahla ukuze bakhangele okulungileyo kodwa kudla ramen hayi ngenxa yokuba uthando ke ngoko kakhulu kodwa ngenxa yokuba ingaba waphula. Bathabatha amatyala kuba entle kwaye expensive iimoto kwaye mortgages kuba apartments kwi-ithe ngqo iibhokisi sentencing ngokwabo ukuba iminyaka engama-ubukhoboka. I-funny nto, ukuba ucela na isikorean benza ntoni musa njenge malunga kwezabo inkcubeko lo judgmental engqondweni izakuba into yokuqala baya umzekelo-icatshulwe. Oku isizwe abe eminyaka ozayo ngokomthetho iteknoloji, kodwa yabo yezentlalo izakhono kukho elinye isixa-mali iminyaka kodwa ngasemva. Mna ukulifumana annoying. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba ngathi xa abantu asingawo ngqo kwaye musa ukuthi into yokuba ufuna ilindele ukuba guess zabo intentions. Andinguye a engqondweni umfundi. Ndiyaqonda ukuba kuba enkulu inxalenye kubalulekile conditioned yi-ulwimi. Ulwimi emilisiweyo i-inkcubeko ngale ndlela kuba isikorean abantu qala zabo, isivakalisi kunye iinkcukacha kwaye ke kunizisa kwinqaku kwi end. Ngesingesi (kwaye kwi-Russian) siqala nge incopho kwaye kangaoko ukwkunyeisa iinkcukacha njengoko siya kufumana kuyimfuneko. Ngaphandle i-seoul, encinane, izixeko, usakwazi khangela awkward reactions xa Koreans khangela omnyama okanye mhlophe abantu. Baya ufuna ukuthatha imifanekiso kunye. Baya kuhlawula okuninzi ingqalelo kuyo ukuba abanye abantu babe ukulifumana racist. Ndibona guys ubambe izandla ezitratweni. Yinto eqhelekileyo apha. Abakho gay, lento nje umqondiso ka-friendship. Ngethamsanqa, Uthixo egciniweyo amehlo am kwaye andiqondi bayibone kaninzi. Guys ingaba kakhulu yesitalato jikelele, baya touch ngamnye ezinye kangangoko ukuba ingaba Western kwaye isirussian (ngqo) abantu cinga njengoko kakhulu kakhulu. Mna ke kanye kwi-gym, kwaye kwakukho kuphela u guys nam ngokwenza squats. Emva ngasinye ukucwangcisa, baba touching ngamnye nezinye ke butts kwaye bonke appearances kwaye izandi, baba iselwa delighted kunye ngamnye enye. Impahla kwaye izihlangu ingaba overpriced, kwaye umgangatho kubaluleke kakhulu elilungileyo eliphantsi. I-imfuneko ngu ukucacisa uxanduva lwemimandla imveliso proposition. Kubalulekile incredibly nzima ukufumana ezinye ngokwenene eyodwa kwaye okulungileyo-ujonge impahla ka-decent umgangatho. Kubalulekile zonke ke ufumana kwam ngomhla ezitratweni, kwi-TV, unomathotholo, wonke restaurant okanye rock, cinemas, playrooms, ukususela phones abantu jikelele kum.

Kubalulekile nzima baphuncuka oku stupefying, ingqondo-numbing, zombifying umculo.

Andinguye surprised ukuba kubalulekile ngoko ke, encediswa (okanye kufuneka ndithi initiated.) yi-government.

Mna nje hate yokuba kukho ngoko ke abancinane iyantlukwano

Kulula ukuba alawule abantu ukuba nigcina zabo intellectual ambitions e a inqanaba K-pop.

Dibanisa, kuyinto massive bhiliyoni-dollar ishishini apho ndiyakholwa ugcina urhulumente kakhulu financially uvuma.

Iqala kwi horrendous tasteless billboards kwi ezitratweni kwaye kokugqiba kunye commercials kwi-TV kwaye cinema, yonke into screaming e kuwe. Wayekhonza efanayo umsebenzi njengoko K-pop, isikorean advertisements ingaba highly ngobuchule brainwashing phulo ukukhulisa entsha izizukulwana ye osibekeleyo consumerists. Ndizibonile ezininzi tastefully esifutshane kwaye yathi yayalela commercials kwi-ubomi bam.

Dominating uninzi isikorean commercials ingaba seemed ukuba kuveliswa nge iqela le habitual glue sniffers.

Nceda isifinnish-TV. Lizwe lethu ukuba abaququzeleli ngaphezu zilandelayo: amaqela. Logically enjalo multiculturalism ochaziweyo iyantlukwano ka-ezingqondweni, worldviews, tastes, imisetyenzana yokuzonwabisa, kwaye philosophies. Enye incasa kuba ukutya. Wonke ubani uthanda rice. Ndibathanda rice kakhulu, kodwa mna andinaku kudla kuyo lonke ixesha. Mna unobuhle isakhono kudla ngaphandle Russian salads, okanye Bamayuda sandwiches kunye falafel, okanye isigeorgia grilled ukutya, okanye decent i-american burger, okanye nantoni na emva ekhaya, ufuna igama. Enye incasa kwi-music. Wonke umntu listens ukuba K-pop kwaye EDM (zombane umdaniso umculo). Abantu andazi kakhulu malunga into enye cultures kuba ukunikela. Enye incasa kuzo impahla. Kukho phantse akukho iyantlukwano kwi-isimbo. Abantu jonga efanayo. Ndinguye akukho fashionista kodwa seriously baya wear pajamas kwaye kuyo yonke indawo. Ndibona abantu pajamas kwi library kwaye downtown, kwaye ndim phantsi impression ukuba Crocs ufumana i-ultimate zonke-lokulima footwear kwaye sele a ubume wesizwe lemveli. Abaninzi kulutsha kuba zange uhleli ngaphandle Korea, kwaye surprisingly kuba akukho okanye kakhulu abancinane inzala kwi-yintoni ke ngaphandle. Ekubeni ngoko ke, ukusebenzisa iinkqubo ephambili inika kubo ithuba ukufunda nantoni na malunga kuphumla yehlabathi, kodwa ukuzalisa kunye nelindle ulwazi okubonakalayo nawuphi na umnqweno kuyo nantoni na. Iingxaki isixhosa ulwimi kwaye ufakelo yabo inkcubeko ibenze reluctant kwi-consuming ye-isikorean Ividiyo Dating, i-Intanethi kunye naluphi na olunye uhlobo isiqulatho ngesingesi sticking ukuba isikorean omnye. Korea ngu kwisteyti yenkcubeko isolation baya cook kwezabo ukutya, mamela kwezabo umculo, umlindo wobusuku, kwezabo TV, kwaye kwinto yonke kubalulekile i-isolated imbiza simi ecaleni evela kwabanye kwaye gurgling ngamanye amaxesha. Ke bloody kunzima ukufunda. Mhlawumbi ndim stupid, kunjalo, andizange focused kwi-ulwimi ngendlela okokuqala, kodwa emva kwiminyaka Korea, mna? musa ukuthetha ulwimi. Zonke foreigners uyavuma kwi enye into ulwimi tremendously nzima.

I-phonetic isiqulatho ayikho into efana ndifumanise phambi.

I-logic ka-ulwimi distorting i-logic ukuze sibe zisetyenziswa. I-funniest nto mna kuqwalasela xa ndiqala ukuthetha kwi-isikorean kunye Koreans. Baya qala uthetha kum ngathi ndinguye retarded. Andinguye retarded. Hayi ukuba ndiyazi. Mna nje musa ukuthetha oku ulwimi. Isikorean abafazi ingaba beautiful kwaye mesmerizing kodwa kukho ezinye izinto ukuze ndithethe kakhulu nzima ixesha kunye kuqala xa ndithi ifike. Kuba westerner okanye umntu nge-bam yenkcubeko isiqalo, reactions yabasetyhini ngqo approached kwi ezitratweni k ubonakala ngathi inadequate kwaye kusenokuba iselwa discouraging. Abafazi ingaba scared xa uqala uthetha kubo njengoko kubaluleke kakhulu hayi eqhelekileyo kuba nabo xa guys ukuqala incoko nge injongo a flirt. Koreans kuba"iintlanganiso"kwaye"sightings"kunye yangaphambili ekubeni nentlangano elikhulu amaqela abantu apho wonke umntu unako kuhlangana ngamnye enye, kwaye yokugqibela ngu essentially a eyimfama umhla apho u-indoda nomfazi abahlobo angenise zabo indoda nomfazi abahlobo. Xa-a guy kwaye kubekho inkqubela nokwazi ngamnye ezinye kuba abanye ixesha kuba abahlobo baya kwenza"thetha"apho enye okanye enye phakamisa iqala dating. Kwi-western kwaye Russian cultures, siya kwenza intetho ngamanye amaxesha, kodwa kuba inkoliso yawo, thina vumelani budlelwane dynamics unfold enyanisweni ngaphandle ingxowa-ezinzima iincoko kuyimfuneko. Zonke girls ingaba obsessed kunye zabo yekratshi.

Bonke thatha amakhulu arthur kirkland ezindaweni bahamba.

Yonke into ukususela car zezulu-freshener ukuba ifowuni meko sele ukuba abe aph. K-pop, umculo nezithixo ingaba yonke into yokuba care malunga. Andinguye generalizing, ndandidibana ezininzi girls oko ukwenzayo umdla izinto ngendlela ubomi babo. Kodwa njengoko omkhulu umboniso, nantsi into mna kuqwalasela. Isikorean girls hesitate kumhla guys ukusuka kwelinye ilizwe. Nangona izinto ingaba ukutshintsha, society ingu kakhulu judgmental ka-girls abo umhla foreigners. Mna nje babefuna ukuba kuwazisa izinto omnye kufuneka ukumbule phambi arrival ukuba Korea, njengoko baya mhlawumbi zange vumelani uziva ngathi ekhaya akukho mcimbi njani ixesha elide uhlala apha. Kodwa musa get kum ezingachanekanga. Andiyenzanga unayo nayiphi na injongo isandi uthabatha. Andinguye a hater. Ndibathanda Korea.

Lo ngunyana wam zembali motherland kwaye pros ka-abahlala apha ukuza kuthi ga ngoku outweigh i-cons.